TOP 10 JOKES OF THE DAY

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Santa2Banta:
SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

2.

Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye?


Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....

3.

Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.

RAMU - TAMATAR KHAO

Bikari - roti dedo

RAMU- TAMATAR KHAO

Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do

RAMU ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h,

KAMAKAR khao.

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4.

SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?

BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.

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5.

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha

Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai

Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The

6.

Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko
Daba Diya
Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya?
Santa-Sir
IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki
Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye

7.

Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?

Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!

8.

Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??

Teacher: Nahi toh...

Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..

9.

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka sms aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...yaar

10.

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!